Dogs at Work

ByMike Moffit

There are MANY great things about having dogs in the office. However there are a few things I could do without—diarrhea, throwing up and farting! Whoever said Bulldogs can produce serious gas was SOOO right!!

Today’s FFS:

Hammer: F2

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FFS—Fart Fujita Scale

F1: More than 1 person notices & comments
F2: More than 2 people notice, make comments w/ combined facial expressions or hand gestures
F3: Lots of people notice, several have to get up & leave the area
F4: Fans go on, windows open and requests to check the dog are made
F5: CLEAR THE BUILDING!

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