Small Dog in the Marvel Universe Part 2

I made an earlier post about what if Small Dog existed in the Marvel comics universe. A reader of the blog, Richard B, sent in a great follow-up, which deserved to be posted:

I don’t see how you could pass up the obvious potential in the name “Captain Amenta”—has a certain ring to it, no?

Just looking over the photos, one can tell that while riding on his mountain bike, Morgan Aldridge must have stumbled upon a gnarled wooden stick which turned into the G4 PowerMac of Thor, the Norse god of thunder.

And from the look of Daniel Hollister, he must have had an accident involving a radioactive canister which gave his hair enhanced senses and agility far beyond those of normal people.

Joyce Frederick presumably uses her mutant power to control shipping and tracking numbers as the Scarlet Paralegal.

I could do this all day, and I’ve never even met any of you guys…