Enough of the iPhone Already?

Sadly, I don’t own an iPhone. I’m not what you call an “early adopter.” I love the device, and it’s all I’ve been looking for in a phone/PDA/handheld device/media player/shiny object, but for one (and probably most importantly), I’m locked in another cell phone contract!

We in my household just can’t justify cancelling a contract/carrying two accounts just to take advantage of this new technology firsthand. It may happen, but it’ll be a while. So… call it jealously (I’ll admit it), but I appreciate Engadget’s take on the iPhone enslaught news machine:

Option 1:
If you’d like to declare a moratorium on iPhone news, you may opt-out of everything iPhone-related. (Hallelujeh!)

Option 2:
Or, if you really haven’t had enough yet, you may select ONLY iPhone news. (Gluttons for punishment!)

Check out all of your choices here.

Personally, I’d have to pick the former. That said, I do accept gifts.

Thanks to Engadget for the image and cheeky subject matter.