2013 Prognostications
My crystal ball is in the shop, so this year, I will polish up my glass hippo on the windowsill and find a polished surface to activate Cycloramic (clearly the iPhone 5 App of the year) for a 360° view of 2013.
Ahh, here we go…
- Apple stock will hit a low of $425 but will reach a high of over $750
- Apple will not release an actual TV set (and no rabbit ears, either!)
- Small Dog Electronics will have at least 5 retail locations
- Another mild winter and early spring for Vermont — I will have my motorcycle out in March
- The Cubs will not be in last place this year and the LA Angels will take the World Series
- The Celtics will not make the playoffs; the Thunder will win the NBA Championship
- There will not be an NHL season
- There will be confirmed evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life
- Apple will introduce a product we never thought we needed but will find essential by the end of the year
- Small Dog Speaks (our radio show on WDEV) will be carried live by at least one more radio station
- The Patriots will not win the Super Bowl
- Hapy will not lift more than 1055 pounds at one time
- There will be more snow in 2013 than in any of the previous three years